The Opportunist: Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist - While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.
The Pessimist: Figures.... :/
The Optimist: So glad you're not thirsty anymore!
The Realist: The glass is now empty.
Normal teenager: parties, drinking , getting high, sex, jersey shore, exercise, shopping, more partying
Other person: scroll click click scroll scroll, tea, OTPs, Fandoms, gay consulting detective and army doctor, timelord, gay king and his man servant, FOOD!, more scroll click click scroll scroll
ME: tea, the 11+ species of plants in my room, MINECRAFT, Sherlock, playing my Euphonium in the late hours, reading random scifi books (currently Darwin's Radio), popcorn!, other foodstuffs, more tea, then start a Minecraft blog & hijack the college's computers