historian:over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian:we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian:we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
Over the Misty Mountains Cold by J.R.R Tolkien / Musical Score composed by Howard Shore
“Far over the Misty Mountains cold, To dungeons deep and caverns old… The pines were roaring on the heights, The wind were moaning in the night, The fire was red, it flaming spread, The trees like torches blazed with light.”
"In maritime law, flotsam, jetsam, lagan, and derelict describe specific kinds of wreck. The words have specific nautical meanings, with legal consequences in the law of admiralty and marine salvage.
“Flotsam is floating wreckage of a ship or its cargo. Jetsam is part of a ship, its equipment, or its cargo that is purposefully cast overboard or jettisoned to lighten the load in time of distress and that sinks or is washed ashore. Lagan (also called ligan) is cargo that is lying on the bottom of the ocean, sometimes marked by a buoy, which can be reclaimed. Derelict is cargo that is also on the bottom of the ocean, but which no one has any hope of reclaiming.”
Normal teenager:parties, drinking , getting high, sex, jersey shore, exercise, shopping, more partying
Other person:scroll click click scroll scroll, tea, OTPs, Fandoms, gay consulting detective and army doctor, timelord, gay king and his man servant, FOOD!, more scroll click click scroll scroll
ME:tea, the 11+ species of plants in my room, MINECRAFT, Sherlock, playing my Euphonium in the late hours, reading random scifi books (currently Darwin's Radio), popcorn!, other foodstuffs, more tea, then start a Minecraft blog & hijack the college's computers